A kid & his veggies


Here’s a kid…
and here are his vegetables…
So how do you get the kid…
to eat his vegetables?
If the kid’s stubborn…
If the kid’s an idiot…
If the kid’s so stone-headed…
that even if he’s aware of the fact…
if he eats his vegetables…
He’ll be able to go out and play…!
MOTHERFUCKING KID EAT YOUR VEGGIES!
Still he wouldn’t…

Is he stupid to the degree…
that he thinks he can go out and play…
without eating the veggies?

Or he’s been forced to eat veggies for long…
that his hatred grew and grew…
and now he doesn’t want to go out and play…

Maybe he doesn’t hate veggies…
and only hates the fact that he has to eat…
to be able to go out and play…
he doesn’t have the option…
and he can’t choose…
as he doesn’t feel like eating vegetables that often…
as much as he wants to go out and play…

He knows it’s good for his health…
But he thinks he can live without them…
While everybody else agrees he can’t…
So they’re all staring closely…
when he gives in every once in a while…
Maybe he hates the attention…?

He wonders why do they keep watching…
“I’m gonna survive…” he says…
“…without the veggies…”
“…and without the games”
He continues to talk…
but inside he’s not fully convinced…

All he knows is that veggies suck…
and he doesn’t want to go out and play anymore…!

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Posted on May 6, 2012, in Everything. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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